With severe shivering he stood
At the side of the river
Tired from his afternoon swim
His lips started to quiver

With searching eyes and a fierce look
He took a stare around him
Instead of enjoying nature
He stood there ever so grim

He searched under rocks and bushes
But nowhere he could detect
The pile of his clothes he left there
Since the last time that he checked

So where is the evil doer
The thug who did this vile prank
Wherever did he go and hide
He deserves a serious spank