The professor’s task was very simple
Write a dissertation about Einstein’s relativity
But then you first have to understand
The gap between space and superconductivity

Or the relation of the law of photoelectric effect
And the pivotal step of quantum theory
How can I get this wisdom in my head
It is only boring hypotheses and it’s dreary

I have done the utmost best I could manage
With this limited, but open minded brain of mine
But unfortunately, I must acknowledge my superior
He was the greatest of his time, mister Albert Einstein