I’m issuing an ultimatum, To all my aging, senior friends, Your activities of late Have simply got to end.
Feeling weak and getting sick, I demand, at once, be ceased, If you continue such behavior, You could end up deceased.
You trip, you fall, you break some bones, Your heart palpitates and flutters, Your bones won’t heal, and you’ll feel ill, And your legs may turn to butter.
If you keel over at the mall, Nine-One-One, I’m sure, will come, They’ll pound your chest their very best, To keep you from turning numb.
Then they’ll rush you to Emergency, Where they’ll pound on you some more, If you don’t respond, I’m telling you They’ll take you to the morgue.
It’s not a joke to have a stroke, So that, too, has got to stop, Though you don’t feel ill, please take those pills, That will make your BP drop.
Enough, my friends, I say enough, And I implore you to agree, For if you go before I do, Who will be left to grieve for me?
I’d love to dance this dance with you, Recalling all the things we do, Not thinking this will be the last, But knowing much is in the past.
Yet I will gladly dance this dance, For my life’s love you have enhanced, And as we stroll across the floor, My heart and mind will soar once more.
I’ll hold you close and feel you there, With arms that show how much I care And then with careful steps we take, I’ll kiss your cheek for old-times sake.
Oh yes, I’ll dance this dance with you, And with this love that is so true, We’ll glide with ease across the floor, And I will feel that joy, once more.
A teddy bear cuddles, A teddy bear snuggles, A teddy bear cries with you, A teddy bear listens too, A teddy bear always cares, A teddy bear is always there, A teddy bear has its own mind, A teddy bear changes with time, So take care of your teddy bear honey, And all your memories with it will be funny!