A mouse – a mouse – a little, white mouse, Is lost somewhere within this house, The cat is sad; she feels so bad, Yet, she’s the one that lost this mouse.
Bathed in catnip, fuzzy-furred, Soft and pinky-white, A present wrapped in red and gold, A true, feline delight.
The cat enamored with this toy, Carried it around the room, Cats do smile; I saw her, Her cat-world was in bloom.
She tossed the mouse into the air, And caught it coming down, A hundred times she did this, Her joy knew no bounds.
Nothing there is that’s so much fun, As watching a cat at play, Uninhibited and free, Spontaneous and gay.
I felt a special joy, too, As I watched my little friend, Then a moment of distraction came, Bringing fun time to an end.
The cat now sitting quietly, The mouse gone – disappeared, I said, “Honey, where’s your mouse?” She looked blank and scratched her ear.
I searched the entire place, On hands and knees, down on the floor, I even got a flashlight out, The cat yawned; she was bored.
I was worn out; I was a wreck, But I don’t think she cared, She merely went to sleep, On the cushion in the chair.
“You idiot!” I said to me, As I stood with hands on hips, Where could that little mouse have gone? Surely not between her lips.
I picked her up and looked at her, We met ‘eye to eye.’ “DID YOU EAT THAT MOUSE?” I asked. She made no effort to reply.
Mouses come and mouses go, And all mouses are not edible, Explain that to a little cat, If you can make it credible.
Did I ever find her mouse? Nope. I never did, Whatever happened to it, It got itself well-hid.
I’ve also come to the conclusion, She doesn’t give a whit, But when cleaning out her litter box, I keep wondering, “Is that it?”
There were once two men, both seriously ill, in the same small room of a great hospital. Quite a small room, it had one window looking out on the world. One of the men, as part of his treatment, was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
Every afternoon when the man next to the window was propped up for his hour, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside. The window apparently overlooked a park where there was a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans swam on the water and children came to throw them bread while they sailed their toy boats. Young lovers walked hand in hand beneath the grand old trees and there were flowers of every color of the rainbow. There were stretches of grass where softball games were being played. At the back, behind the fringe of trees, was a fine view of the city skyline.
The man on his back would listen to the other man describe all of this, enjoying every minute of it. He heard how a child nearly fell into the lake, and how beautiful the girls were in their summer dresses. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on his back would listen as he closed his eyes and imagined the picturesque scene.
Then one fine afternoon, the thought struck him, “Why should the man next to the window have all the pleasure of seeing what was going on? Why shouldn’t he get the chance? He felt ashamed, but the more he tried not to think like that, the worse he wanted a change. He’d do anything!
One night as he stared at the ceiling, the other man suddenly woke up, coughing and choking, his hands groping for the button that would bring the nurse running. But the man watched without moving … even when the sound of breathing stopped. In the morning, the nurse found the other man dead, and quietly took his body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be switched to the bed next to the window. So they moved him, tucked him in, and made him quite comfortable. The minute they left, he propped himself up on one elbow, painfully and laboriously, and took his first look at the world outside.
I’m issuing an ultimatum, To all my aging, senior friends, Your activities of late Have simply got to end.
Feeling weak and getting sick, I demand, at once, be ceased, If you continue such behavior, You could end up deceased.
You trip, you fall, you break some bones, Your heart palpitates and flutters, Your bones won’t heal, and you’ll feel ill, And your legs may turn to butter.
If you keel over at the mall, Nine-One-One, I’m sure, will come, They’ll pound your chest their very best, To keep you from turning numb.
Then they’ll rush you to Emergency, Where they’ll pound on you some more, If you don’t respond, I’m telling you They’ll take you to the morgue.
It’s not a joke to have a stroke, So that, too, has got to stop, Though you don’t feel ill, please take those pills, That will make your BP drop.
Enough, my friends, I say enough, And I implore you to agree, For if you go before I do, Who will be left to grieve for me?