A mouse – a mouse – a little, white mouse, Is lost somewhere within this house, The cat is sad; she feels so bad, Yet, she’s the one that lost this mouse.
Bathed in catnip, fuzzy-furred, Soft and pinky-white, A present wrapped in red and gold, A true, feline delight.
The cat enamored with this toy, Carried it around the room, Cats do smile; I saw her, Her cat-world was in bloom.
She tossed the mouse into the air, And caught it coming down, A hundred times she did this, Her joy knew no bounds.
Nothing there is that’s so much fun, As watching a cat at play, Uninhibited and free, Spontaneous and gay.
I felt a special joy, too, As I watched my little friend, Then a moment of distraction came, Bringing fun time to an end.
The cat now sitting quietly, The mouse gone – disappeared, I said, “Honey, where’s your mouse?” She looked blank and scratched her ear.
I searched the entire place, On hands and knees, down on the floor, I even got a flashlight out, The cat yawned; she was bored.
I was worn out; I was a wreck, But I don’t think she cared, She merely went to sleep, On the cushion in the chair.
“You idiot!” I said to me, As I stood with hands on hips, Where could that little mouse have gone? Surely not between her lips.
I picked her up and looked at her, We met ‘eye to eye.’ “DID YOU EAT THAT MOUSE?” I asked. She made no effort to reply.
Mouses come and mouses go, And all mouses are not edible, Explain that to a little cat, If you can make it credible.
Did I ever find her mouse? Nope. I never did, Whatever happened to it, It got itself well-hid.
I’ve also come to the conclusion, She doesn’t give a whit, But when cleaning out her litter box, I keep wondering, “Is that it?”